say it isn't true

My bro-in-law Chuck sent this little dittie to me....

It is a warning to men and for women well...they only laugh cause it's true! (#7 not so much, I do say thank-you a lot)

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingusually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Justsay you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying @#**?! <>YOU!9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What'swrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Truly I am married to the most wonderful man!
Thanks Karl for putting up with me for all these years....I love you!